Behold, The Wizard Of Exposes: Part 2 On Documenting Xeni Jardin
“Xeni Jardin” aka Jennifer Hamm is back in the news cycle today after a week long attack on Tara Reade, a woman who accused presidential candidate Joe Biden of sexual assault in 1993. Ms. Hamm believes that despite proof of the accusations being discussed on Larry King in 1993, and Reade’s exemplary record on the matter being corroborated by many, this is somehow a Russian plot to discredit the democrats. While the reveal of these accusations comes at a particularly divisive time,Ms. Reade originally filed her story with the Times Up charity in 2019, a charity now fullheartedly in league with the Biden Campaign. Despite a mountain of evidence contrasting Ms. Hamm’s claims, there is one article circling that does attempt to support her claims. This article, published to medium was made by non other than the Krassenstein brothers, fraud artists banned from twitter for purchasing engagement. While a whole article can be done on the nebulous plot to discredit Ms. Reade, Ms. Hamm has doubled down, ironically exposing her own struggle with the truth to the public once again.
As documented in my prior article, the crux of Xeni’s centered around her nebulous pre-internet fame years. According to her Wikipedia which was sourced from an LA Times Interview,in her teens, she was whisked away into a life of punk rock, south american arts, and given her exotic pseudonym. First, the age at which she left home seems to change with the wind. In her profile, she claims her age at 14, which matches some of her other claims. Later tweets claim she was 12 or 13, and engaging in numerous crimes with now famous punk bands.
People were quick to point out how improbable this combination was.
According to Gwar’s Wikipedia, they opened at some east cost shows during the first half of the 80’s, placing Xeni at anywhere from 11 to 15 if these claims are true. However, the closest one of these proto-Gwar shows was to Xeni’s hometown at the time was 2 hours by car. The second aspect is the numerous crimes she readily admits to, including teen drinking, substance abuse, and others, painting the named Bands in a rather poor light. Neither group has commented on the validity of these claims.
The second apex of dubiousness in her life story comes at the hands of a “Dr. Munir”. In my initial report, I came to the conclusion this person did not exist off paper, however thanks to several anonymous researchers, I have found more evidence towards this person’s existence, and their genealogy of suspect behavior. The earliest known alias for this Dr. Munir, and very possibly his birth name, is White Cloud Wolfhawk, a self described Native American guru who worked on Northwestern American tribes. While no official documents (birth certificate, degrees, etc. can be found) His CV states he worked on an indigenous peoples day in San Francisco during the 1990s, an event which did exist, though no tangible proof of his contributions could be found. After, his Resume only listed work with numerous donation driven enterprises, almost all closing within a few years of existence. One still semi active work is a conspiracy driven site dedicated to gathering information on the long debunked “Bohemian Grove” conspiracy, soliciting donations to this day. According to a blogger associated with Xeni, he accompanied her and the Doctor to Tibet, where the duo was researching the local population. Shortly after this, several listings to Liveauctioneers.com were posted by Dr. Whitewolf aka Dr. Munir naming several “antique” or “ancient” Tibetan artifacts were posted. This site, a former partner of Ebay, uses no official vetting process, and instead relies on user feedback. Ultimately, comparisons to Indiana Jones villains aside, there is no ultimate determiner in the validity of these objects, much less the legitimate concerns of these objects being in the hands of foreign consumers instead of local museums. During this time Xeni wrote glowingly of the doctor and his charity work, (though no tangible proof of aid can be found independent of her or him). The Doctor and Xeni were also the subject of a California court eviction hearing in the 2010s, though no final verdict can be found.
Finally, we come to worldly Ms. Hamm’s large racial blind-spot. As of writing, she is currently involved with a twitter battle against freedom fighter Brace Belden, host of the popular Trueanon podcast alongside Liz Franczak. Brace, a Jewish man who volunteered in the fight against ISIS for several years, has been documenting the numerous bipartisan connections to the popular case of Jeffery Epstein. Similarly, Ms. Hamm has also been documenting this, however from a liberal democratic standpoint (focusing on the connections to current president Donald Trump). Xeni began by calling their podcast a Nazi podcast, something which is categorically false as both hosts have relatives who were victim to the atrocities done in World War 2 by the Nazis. In doing so, Xeni exposed her own callous attitude to the Jewish people, documented here by the podcasts’ twitter account, and Xeni herself.
It should go without saying that a person using slurs that don’t apply to them is almost universally not justified, and certainly not as recently as 3 years ago, same goes to joking about a race that you aren’t. Of course, Jewish slurs and a poor imitation of African American speech are not the only poor taste phrases hurled from Ms. Hamm’s west Hollywood abode.
If there was a bingo board of appropriation, it would’ve hit blackout years ago. Still, there can’t be more hypocrisy and lack of self awareness right? Wrong.
Clearly, the cycle of bad ideas is long and harsh. Hopefully Ms. Hamm can take her own advice, that of believing other women, not just when it suits you. The pill may be bitter, but perhaps Xeni can be a bit more like the brave Ms. Reade, which is to say consistent in morals and beliefs for more than a year and a half. Thank you for joining me on this journey, and hopefully there will not be a part 3.
